This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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