I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
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Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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