I'm going to jail i love you
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
organizing the empties. That sober.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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