I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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