Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
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I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
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im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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