So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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