Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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