I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
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Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
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The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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