I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
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At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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