my being single is dangerous.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
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It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
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I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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