hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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