Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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