I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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