Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
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So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
There r osticjed everywhere
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
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On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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