Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
well I can't set my house on fire every night
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
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