1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
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It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
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I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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