So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I think your dad took our porno
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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