quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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