The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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