im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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