Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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