why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
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Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
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I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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