I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
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We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
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How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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