I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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