the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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