You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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