I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
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She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
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He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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