11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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