But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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