is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
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I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
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David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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