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Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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