I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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