i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Slut skills are useful in every country.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Houston, we have a blender
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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