she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
tell me about the eggs
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