She's JV to your varsity
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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