So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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