i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
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That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
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She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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