He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
love makes seman taste better
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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