I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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