Don't you send me to vm
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Rumble strips road head = magical
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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