Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
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I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
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No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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