roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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