I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
oh god was she eating orange peels again
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Randomize
