TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
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Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
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Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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