i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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