Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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