Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
ugly people sure do ruin things
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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