apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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