ya dads aren't the best wingmen
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
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the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
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Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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