he wants to bone in the snuggie
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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