"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
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how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
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You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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