Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
