those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
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I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
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Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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