what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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