I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
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