What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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