I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
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